Zap..and then your Vaporized

I loved the style Djmonkey boy used in his DECK MUNKIE deviation, I've always loved that style so I thought I'd try it out with this. I heard a singer use the proper saying (If you can't beat em', join em') in a song and was wondering how could turn it around

Oh and don't read too closley into the kids japanese character it's just complete gibberish!